My favorite JRitS posts of the week, Vol. 44

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/18/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: justrolledintotheshop, just rolled into the shop, reddit, wrenching, fail

Reddit’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is a veritable cornucopia of the many !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of shop lyfe. You never know what’s gonna roll in. Here’s what caught my eye this week.

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Photos: CudiKanyeGOAT

2003 ram 1500.

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Photo: hornyzucchini

If the women don’t find you welding, they should at least find you boring.

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Photo: The_Brownstein

Somebody order a gimbalignment?

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Photo: TeddyBroselvelt

The truth is out there...

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Photo: Nothing-nice-to-say

Almost had to call in the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

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Photo: big_d_usernametaken

Best part about a bad head gasket.

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Photo: TheRealTimmyD

Found Jed Clamp-it’s car

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Photo: d1backwoods

Gotta go fast

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Photo: Itorres89

This fuse eats amps for breakfast.

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Photo: DamageAppraiser

...a literal wall. I heard second hand the driver lived, fair bit of blood inside.

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Photo: i_eight

Industrial blower, used to move cornstarch via a tube.

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Photo: 85-Z28

We are painting this for a local legion hall. Apparently it was captured in WWII and brought back to the US.

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Photo: masterchevytech

Well that sounds important.

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Photo: -DangerAlien-

Nothing touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow.

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Reddit’s amazing “stabbot” saves the day! (click link for original video)

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Photo: Teknicsrx7

Mazda 3 2018

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Found The Todd™’s van.

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Photo: Knifewrench27

GUARD IT WITH YOUR LIFE

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Photo: jreid0061

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Photo: MrBlue08

Gmctavish bought a Z?

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I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

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Photo: drwilkie

But what about the cars that say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Z’nourrwringmm ?

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Photo: Fraudd

Smart!

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This was an old ticket that he had some questions about. The back was completely covered with more Jesus writings.

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Photo: itzskakk

I’ll just leave this here...

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Photo: -the-butthole-surfer

Obligatory tire post

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Photo: Cylon_Skinjob

Obligatory brake post

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DISCUSSION (4)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Urambo Tauro
02/18/2018 at 13:32

Holy fucking shit, there is no hope for humanity.

It was on Top Gear that the big ape said that you cannot be great at something you have no interest in. Everybody needs to be at least a little bit interested in cars if you own one. Even a little bit can prevent so many of these things, like that god damn porcupine tire. It’s scary that I can do everything right but my life can be ended by some idiot who knows fuck all about tires.

I don’t expect everyone to enjoy learning about cars like we do here, but when you’re responsible for an increasingly heavy guided (or dumbfire) missile you should also be responsible for taking care of the damn thing.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Urambo Tauro
02/18/2018 at 14:18

“2/9/18"

that invoice is only 9 day old

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro
02/18/2018 at 23:37

Whoa! That seatbelt cover-up is some serious shit!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Urambo Tauro
02/19/2018 at 04:41

humanity is doomed